David Gans and Joe Rut
I’ve been workin’ on my issues
I’ve had a big breakthrough
And I have come to the conclusion
That my problem is you
I’m gonna nurture my resentments
Until they’re ten feet high
I’m gonna take a dose of poison
And wait for you to die
I’m gonna start some nasty rumors
About the evil you do
This will say more about me
Than it does about you
I’ve got more I’d like to tell you
Yeah, I’m a barrel of fun
But I’m afraid we have to stop now
Because our hour is done
There is no cure for my condition
My disposition is sour
I’d expect a happy ending
For two hundred dollars an hour
© 2012 Whispering Hallelujah (BMI) and Joe Rut (BMI)